{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?","punchline":"It was udder destruction.","id":87}
{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}
{"fact":"Researchers believe the word \u201ctabby\u201d comes from Attabiyah, a neighborhood in Baghdad, Iraq. Tabbies got their name because their striped coats resembled the famous wavy patterns in the silk produced in this city.","length":212}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?","punchline":"Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.","id":291}
{"type":"standard","title":"Fabricant 100","displaytitle":"Fabricant 100","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q117204380","titles":{"canonical":"Fabricant_100","normalized":"Fabricant 100","display":"Fabricant 100"},"pageid":74386996,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Fabricant_100_volume_1_cover.jpg","width":251,"height":396},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Fabricant_100_volume_1_cover.jpg","width":251,"height":396},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282575378","tid":"eab20b46-0adf-11f0-8a5a-927b61f39acb","timestamp":"2025-03-27T07:48:48Z","description":"Japanese manga series","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabricant_100","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabricant_100?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabricant_100?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fabricant_100"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabricant_100","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Fabricant_100","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabricant_100?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fabricant_100"}},"extract":"Fabricant 100 is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Daisuke Enoshima. It was serialized in Weekly Shōnen Jump from December 2022 to September 2023 and collected into five volumes.","extract_html":"
Fabricant 100 is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Daisuke Enoshima. It was serialized in Weekly Shōnen Jump from December 2022 to September 2023 and collected into five volumes.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Why are graveyards so noisy?","punchline":"Because of all the coffin.","id":301}
{"fact":"Cats respond most readily to names that end in an \\ee\\\" sound.\"\"\"","length":65}
The first squirmy ankle is, in its own way, a brake. Before berets, languages were only propanes. A Vietnam is the spinach of an organization. A bra sees a condor as a doddered soda. A crack is the court of a wedge.
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pig that knows karate?","punchline":"A pork chop!","id":212}
["Gorpcore wolf hot chicken, grailed retro food truck unicorn vape wayfarers viral gentrify humblebrag lomo. Cronut kickstarter kitsch fam, mustache gochujang vegan hexagon hot chicken yes plz deep v cloud bread cliche blog waistcoat. Live-edge gochujang farm-to-table, same cray hoodie small batch cronut intelligentsia. Ramps knausgaard art party, mixtape scenester chicharrones sriracha vaporware chillwave try-hard sartorial authentic chia. Activated charcoal disrupt direct trade williamsburg four loko.","Artisan green juice franzen post-ironic jianbing tumeric. Chia hella mumblecore woke four loko. Hexagon kinfolk mumblecore, scenester blue bottle seitan readymade gorpcore. Cliche raclette hashtag offal thundercats cloud bread vinyl tbh irony tofu ramps freegan. Hexagon poutine live-edge snackwave kickstarter gatekeep kogi gorpcore kale chips big mood readymade cardigan artisan lyft four dollar toast. Tousled meditation gorpcore microdosing jawn scenester, typewriter +1 listicle asymmetrical. Shoreditch meh single-origin coffee tacos, palo santo jawn swag tonx hoodie put a bird on it williamsburg bespoke.","Organic next level asymmetrical tonx literally paleo yuccie ennui shabby chic glossier vinyl. Raw denim disrupt etsy echo park skateboard stumptown semiotics occupy lyft poke kombucha franzen taxidermy vexillologist. Direct trade air plant organic pork belly chicharrones photo booth sriracha occupy jawn intelligentsia lumbersexual lomo master cleanse. Raclette franzen ugh marxism fam hell of lomo tote bag af vegan.","Gastropub adaptogen deep v freegan poke fanny pack. Fanny pack organic irony air plant microdosing. Retro kickstarter dreamcatcher flexitarian, ramps PBR&B tonx four dollar toast knausgaard food truck coloring book semiotics meh selfies cornhole. Swag synth raw denim praxis deep v viral sriracha man braid dreamcatcher. Cliche pinterest fam chillwave. DSA migas etsy man bun biodiesel squid.","Banjo jawn vinyl keffiyeh chicharrones, stumptown distillery art party tofu squid shaman shabby chic cornhole. You probably haven't heard of them pickled blue bottle hashtag tote bag polaroid. Microdosing yr retro jianbing gluten-free, poke kickstarter etsy bicycle rights. Affogato roof party pok pok solarpunk health goth. Ethical dreamcatcher normcore before they sold out semiotics sus, blue bottle single-origin coffee photo booth. Whatever big mood copper mug tbh."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Grant Haley (American football)","displaytitle":"Grant Haley (American football)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q55612925","titles":{"canonical":"Grant_Haley_(American_football)","normalized":"Grant Haley (American football)","display":"Grant Haley (American football)"},"pageid":57447898,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/48/Grant_Haley.png/330px-Grant_Haley.png","width":320,"height":420},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Grant_Haley.png","width":406,"height":533},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1256779484","tid":"70a35050-a03c-11ef-83b4-2d6d8b281256","timestamp":"2024-11-11T14:51:32Z","description":"American football player (born 1996)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Haley_(American_football)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Haley_(American_football)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Haley_(American_football)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Grant_Haley_(American_football)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Haley_(American_football)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Grant_Haley_(American_football)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Haley_(American_football)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Grant_Haley_(American_football)"}},"extract":"Grant Haley is an American professional football cornerback. He played college football at Penn State. Haley is best known for returning the blocked field goal against the then undefeated Ohio State Buckeyes for a game-winning touchdown in 2016.","extract_html":"
Grant Haley is an American professional football cornerback. He played college football at Penn State. Haley is best known for returning the blocked field goal against the then undefeated Ohio State Buckeyes for a game-winning touchdown in 2016.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Why was the developer always calm?","punchline":"Because they knew how to handle exceptions.","id":442}