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{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
{"fact":"The Amur leopard is one of the most endangered animals in the world.","length":68}
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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