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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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Henry Underwood Johnson was an American lawyer and politician who served four terms as a U.S. Representative from Indiana from 1891 to 1899.
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{"fact":"The Maine Coon is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":84}
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{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
{"fact":"Female felines are \\superfecund","length":31}
{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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