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{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}
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Whitehurst Hall is an administrative building at Oklahoma State University. It was built in 1926 and named after John A. Whitehurst, president of the Oklahoma Board of Agriculture from 1918 to 1926.
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