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Rafael Montero is a Dominican professional baseball pitcher for the Atlanta Braves of Major League Baseball (MLB). Montero signed with the New York Mets as an international free agent in 2011, and made his MLB debut with them in 2014. He has also played in MLB for the Texas Rangers, Seattle Mariners, and Houston Astros.
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