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Pully railway station is a railway station in the municipality of Pully, in the Swiss canton of Vaud. It is an intermediate stop on the standard gauge Simplon line of Swiss Federal Railways. The station is approximately 600 metres (2,000 ft) south of Pully-Nord on the Lausanne–Bern line.
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